L.o.L.

This.Totally.Made.My.Day.

*Note: This video wasn't planned in anyway."


XD ok so the ball came off my hand wrong at that last bit. In case you're wondering where that hit, it hit down there. So yeaa.....><

*The reason the video was taken was to see how I set. Because in the two years I've played volleball, I don't know how I look like when I'm setting the ball. Serious. =.=

*And I cbb rotating the video so wateva

Sorry Jeremy ><

Stacked it...almost

Ok so I've made the pizza, was gonna put it through the oven rite...There's a bin in my way, so being the lazy person i am, i decided to reach over to put the pizza in instead of moving the bin (Because I totally didn't need to walk to the oven again for the rest of the night). Then I realise it's too far to reach, so I reach out to put my hand beside the oven to support myself. Now, ovens are hot. So are the sides.

So just before I put my hand beside the oven, my superfast (not) brain tells me: "U dumbass. It's hot." So I jerk back my hand before touching the side. But no, I had already reached over too far. And without support, the result is:

Tripping over another bin. I didn't hit the ground because I ended up stopping myself by grabbing the dough cupboard in front. Yes it was embarassing. And yes, it was very smooth (not). Now why did I post this? But anyway...

(Poserrrr :D <3)

Hmm

There is a type of person that, in a conversation, can either talk in one way or another. Example:

Conversation 1:
Dude: "So, how's life?"
Person: "Yea. Good."

Conversation 2:
Dude: "So, how's Bakuman (manga)?"
Person: "Yea man! It's sooo cool! Yea you should totally read it! Blablablablabla..."

Sometimes, you have to find topics that interests your conversation partner(s). Or else it will be a one way conversation with a ratio of 5 sentences: 1 word. Trust me, it's awkward. Very awkward. In these situations, the best thing to do is go: "I need to go somewhere soon. See ya later!" *Run away quickly* Its OK to run, because:

The other person will be running away in the opposite direction to you. And the last thing they want is to see you.

Only Hannah knows who I'm talking about bahahahahha

Birthday and...Penguins?

Firstly, it's Tiff's Bday so HAPPY BDAY :D Hope u liked the err chocolate but anyway....

In s&e class, doing a current affairs quiz:
Mr Mac: 'Which Asian neighbour recently had an earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale?'
Jessi: 'Asian? Like Antarctica?'
Mr Mac: 'Er.. yea put down Antarctica Jessi. Asian....like asian penguins....'

Rossy vs Greenwood

Okok, so my team played the Greenwood volleyball team at 7 just now. It was epic. 5 set game, and the result..............Kindly don't scroll down immediately.

Started off pretty good, like we were doing everything right. Won the first two sets. Naturally (we're human) we started becoming abit cocky. Went into the third set, played, quite frankly, shit. Lost third set.

No matter, off to fourth set. We lost it too. So now, it's 2-2. Naturally (we're human) we felt the pressure. Cmon, leading 2-0, and now its 2-2. =.=

Fifth set was to 15 points instead of the normal 25. Went into the set, hmm I don't know what I was feeling, except that I was praying really hard =P

And..........................

















We won. The end. Thank you for wasting 2 minutes reading this post. Now I shall take a shower and finish music assignment. Oh yea, I forgot, my piano exam is in 2 days. =D=D=D

GG

Random

Watching Today Tonight in lounge: (Story was about how not enough sleep can damage your health):

Person being interviewed: "Basically, not enough sleep makes you fat, sick and stupid."
Tiff: "Wow! Jeremy, you don't have enough sleep."
Jeremy: "Hahahah....wait....shut up!!"

If for two seconds...

The world was your imagination.
Everything as you wished,
Impossibilities impossible,
Wishes coming true within a heartbeat,
A world of dreams and fantasies.

Call it a childish hope.
Call it a fool's paradise.
But I ask you:
Haven't we all,
Created our own worlds,
Our worlds of dreams and fantasies?

Then the seconds pass,
And reality returns,
Like an ocean wave
Washing away a sandcastle.
Or a mischievous kid
Extinguishing his brother's hope,
His world of dreams and fantasies.

The longing to return.
The twinge of regret.
The sad laugh at one's own foolishness.
The ache of knowing
That it was all just
A world of dreams and fantasies.

The choice of returning
Back into our worlds or not,
Lurks in the corner of our minds.
Foolishly,
Knowing the impossible is impossible,
Knowing the ache that will follow,
We choose to return,
If only for two seconds,
To our worlds of dreams and fantasies.

Randomness

Did you know extreme boredom/stress leads to extreme randomness? I'm living proof. Hm.. everyone's cramming for exams, I'm practicing my fingers off for piano. (well not really. I don't care if i fail)

One of my future goals (besides to never use stress/depression medication ) is to:

Develop a cream for impotence, in cats and in humans.

Don't ask why. Just don't. Instead, lemme ask you a question: "Can you spot the mistakes?"

This was at some Happy Hour Noodles thingy next to Utopia in Myaree. Mmmm...bubbletea ^.^ Which brings me to my next goal: Try every bubbletea flavour with all the extras. Hehe

Anyway, a very special person got a very special gift for her birthday from her nice-smart-and-awesome friends ^.^ No, no sarcasm intended there. Can you spot it? (Hint: it's gold)

Which brings me to my last goal: Get new shoes =D

Tis a random post. I'm tired. Piano exam in 9 days. Melbourne in 25 days. *waits* no, not for piano.

Nitex <(/").("\)>

You know you're stressed when:

1) You feel like this half the time:

2) You reckon this haircut and facial expression looks perfectly normal:

3) You feel like this the other half of the time:

4) You start thinking:" Doing this to everyone and everything isn't such a bad idea after all."

I know it's exam time. I know it's easy to lose focus on God. It's a stressful time. God is waiting for you to ask him to trust him.

"Cast your cares upon the Lord and he will sustain you." Psalm 55:22

I advise you to:

1) Get enough sleep instead of cramming till 3am or coughdotaingcough till 4am.

2) Don't lock yourself in your room all day. Go out for a bit of fresh air. Jog. Swim. Party more...

3) Smile instead of sadface whole day.

4) Most importantly: PRAY.

If we trust in God, it'll make our path easier. I'm not saying it's all pray and no work ok... =.= But, trust, pray and have faith :)

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge, and he will make your path straight." Proverbs 3:5

Bubble Tea

You know you love it. If you don't, you're not asian enough.

But anyway...my bro and sis were just chatting and somehow came to the topic bbtea. This was how the conversation played out:

Tim: "Next time you go bbtea, try the Original Milk Tea."
Tiff: "Err, why would u do that?"
Tim: "Nono go there and say: "Can i please have the original milk tea, without milk please. *dumb smile on face*""
Tiff: "No! Say: Without milk OR tea please."
Tim: "*Crazy laugh*, *puts on hardcore asian accent* Can i please aaa, have the original milk tea, without the milk or tea, please, ok?"

*EDIT* Hannah I tried mocha flavour. It tastes like the ice milo you order at restaurants. :D Not that bad.

HAPPY BDAY!

Tis a special day 4

MING MING

Bahahaha soli soli...din haf time today to post. At least i did say Happy Birthday :D like...3 hours earlier? :D

Anyway have a great one (enjoy your last 2 an half hours anyway) and God Bless YA!

If only...

He walked pass me
I glanced away
Away from him
I will not look
Because I know
If I did
I will only feel
Regret.

If only
I could stop this
Pointlessness
Then...
I will feel
Content.

"If only... Those must be the two saddest words in the world."