Quotes of the Week

1) *Ruby and I walk down the corridor in school and sees Mr Southon (year 8 maths extension teacher) also walking down the corridor. He was smiling, obviously very happy.)

Ruby: I bet he figured out how to make Rurple jump.

Note: To get the joke, you must have joined year 8 maths extension class. Otherwise, it's...nothing.

2) *At Work:*
Melanie: Can I take a pizza home?
James: Yea sure. Is it for Tim?
Melanie: Nah.
James: Well he came in and took a can of drink without working. What does he think this is?Charity?

3) *During Lunch*
Hannah: You should name your kids after each month of the year.
Angela: Yea like January, February....
Hannah: So you need to time when you do it? Like, omigosh it's February. *Makes a weird sound*

4) *During Lunch*
Melanie: You know, Phillipine language is weird. It's like a mix of random languages.
June: Huh?
Melanie: Yea, like one man had sex with different races.